KXL Pipe Welders Beware
(Of Wild West repercussions)

How would you sleep if you were the welder
Whose bad welds left the leaks in the KXL pipeline?
"They won't know who did it." But they're not going to have to.
You've poisoned their water. It won't require an Einstein

To watch from a distance and see who's doing the welding.
Their assault weapons will be loaded with plenty of ammo.
So why be concerned with which one of you's guilty?
They can take out the whole lot of you with one massive Whammo!

Or they may stretch it out so you've more time to wonder,
"Will this be the day when I'm finally picked off?",
A fate that all welders who work on the pipeline
Will have to look forward to, while everyone else will stand by and scoff.

It could slow things down even more than gals in the pipe,
Who somebody has to make sure are pulled out.
You can hope the extractors also come under fire,
But you welders will remain the source of their ire
Because one or two sloppy welds is what triggers a drought.

Copyright © 6/1/13
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com


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