Kyl's Communist Chinese Christmas Trees (And Russian ankle bracelets for all) Kyl and Mitch slamming NEW START has shown us all what Political antagonism can do, And demonstrates how world peace can be risked By the petty political aims of so few. Prospects look grim for McConnell and Kyl. They've gone to such lengths to defeat a lame duck. They can't stand the thought of an Obama victory Yet have forgotten McCain is still down on his luck. Amendments John writes are always ambiguous. He likes to be free to be both pro and con. It's a flip-flopper's trick not unknown to the Russians Who he is supposed to be keeping tabs on. The Russians have warned that it's their intention To reject any changes McConnell has made, And they'll want ankle bracelets for Kyl and McConnell So Predator drones can track them wherever they've strayed. Their actions in getting us deeper in debt With tax breaks for the rich using loans from the Chinese Make the Russians suspicious of all Mac's amendments And determined to boycott Jon Kyl's Christmas trees. Kyl made such a ruckus about working through Christmas That the Washington branch of the KGB checked And discovered that Communist Chinese financiers Are pumping billions into Kyl's Christmas Tree sect. Communist Christians? Jon must be very proud, If it can be proved that indeed is the case. But if it's determined Kyl is bypassing Wall Street, There will be egg foo young all over Mitch Say-No's face.
Bob Carlson 12/21/10 To 'McConnell slams START, but facts don't back him up' To 'What If McCain and Palin Won?' To 'Russia Warns Senate Not to Amend Arms Control Treaty ' To 'Chinese Communist Bankers' To 'Reid blasts GOP Sens. DeMint and Kyl as 'sanctimonious' ' To 'Mitch Just-Say-No' To 'When Zombies Win' To 'The Republic of Arizona' To 'N.R.A. Stymies Firearms Research, Scientists Say' |