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Leaking Uncle Ken's Internal Memo Don't you wish you worked at BofA? "Children of employees, please inform your Mom and Dad They need to pony up before your Uncle Ken gets mad. "I've had to terminate a few who wouldn't buy more stock. In times as desperate as these we all should be in hock. "Your Uncle's putting ev'rything he can spare in common, Even what he'd set aside for his first wife's embalmin'. "Tell your Mommy and your Daddy Paulson's bias for preferred Was not in any way because your Uncle Kenny erred. "When they invest their savings through their Uncle's Merrill broker, We'll put to rest those rumors my leadership's been mediocre. "And, kiddies, not just savings; we'll need half their salaries. Disasters like your Uncle's aren't the kind that grow on trees, "Or mountain tops that Dirty Coal with our loans blows apart. You see what Uncle's doing's not a science but an art."
Bob Carlson To 'Bush League Bankers' To 'Dirty Coal' |