Lindsey's Soulmate Search
Another self-serving Republican

Lindsey Graham is so concerned
    with his and Sonia's souls
That he forgets to keep abreast
    of Carolina's polls.

More of his supporters
    find his questions disconcerting.
As Lindsey checks soulmate potential,
    it looks as though he's flirting.

Has Sonia been to Argentina?
    Would she like it there?
And prefer a Gingrich,
    or a Sanford style affair?

Have souls and soulmates now become
    the Grand Old Party thing?
Are all their older candidates
    deserving of a fling?

We'll watch as some try to become
    lover boys like Gingrich,
Who thinks that sixty-eight is not
    too late to make a ring-switch.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/14/09

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