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Little Mac's Sex Life An elderly John McCain tries to keep up Little Mac, the Admiral's son, Was destined to be the one Who'd womanize and ditch his first Plane and wife and be coerced into a shameful confession. Envying Clinton's life of sin And well qualified to begin, He first needed to find a consort Who'd not jealously take him to court as he pursued his obsession. With plenty of interns at seventy-two And four years of Viagra for what he used to do, who needs an Iraqi harem? Maybe he'll change his mind again, Pulling out by two thousand ten. (That four hour warning's to scare 'em.)
Bob Carlson |