Obama's Gulf War –
Losing For Mitch
So he'll continue to blow it

Can Democrats choose which of them needs to lose
To put the screws to the negative Mitch?
Republicans need ten more seats in the Senate
Before Independents discover the glitch

Caused when McConnell, the author of "No"
And majority leader, must still sit on his duff,
Unable to move his polarized Senate,
While the public decides that enough is enough.

Enough vandalizing the Hills of Kentucky –
Enough dirty money to protect Massey Coal
And preaching to Hell with greening America,
Then converting each mountain top into a hole.

Mitch's foot dragging tactics have come home to roost.
Kentucky Fried Chicken's a thing of the past.
Look what he did to the state's reputation.
Management dumped that state's name real fast.

I guess KFC just about says it all.
Stay as far removed as you possibly can
If you want to sell chicken or lofty ideas
Not in the game plan of the dirty coal man.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
8/19/10

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