Loving Karzai and Boehner
(Leaving Afghanistan and raising the debt limit)

How can you help not love Karzai and Boehner?
Both of them realize money is tight.
Only Taliban Karzai's against need be bombed,
While Boehner eliminates Cantor's far right.

If we can't bomb Taliban wherever we find them,
What does Karzai believe our troops are there for?
Does he think they were sent there to chechez les femmes?
Or supply him and his brothers with more spoils of war?

No, he wants our troops to leave to help with our budget,
Plus he worries our checks will no longer be good.
What of those palace down payments he's made in Dubai?
His Arabian credit? Will those sheiks knock on wood?

And Boehner's convinced Tea Party extremists
To kill their own futures with votes for Ryancare
Knowing full well that in two thousand and twelve
All those Ryan disciples won't stand a prayer.

What a magnificent start for all parties concerned:
Geithner begins borrowing back from Karzai;
Bernanke forecloses foreign banks that he's loaned to;
Boehner tells Tea Party nuts, "Here's mud in your eye."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
6/1/11

To 'Corruption by Karzai Verses'
To 'John Boehner's Boondoggles Verses'
To 'Wall Street's Timmy Geithner Verses'
To 'Karzai orders NATO to stop airstrikes on Afghan homes'
To 'Foreign Banks Tapped Fed’s Secret Lifeline Most at Crisis Peak'
To 'Some GOP no’s on ‘pledge’ could complicate debt talks'




6/1/11