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Thought we'd take a Sunday drive somewhere. Put the car top down and get some air. Enjoy a lovely conversation getting there, But might as well been trav'ling solitaire. Lulu's on her phone... Started on the phone the minute she woke up, Calling everyone she knows to see what's up. One-handed conversations while she feeds the pup. Continues non-stop gabbing as she applies makeup. Lulu's on her phone... How did Lulu manage till her first cell phone? Travel time between phone booths? She'd collect her thoughts, While she damned the pay phone companies For placing their booths in such distant spots. Lulu needs her phones... Think how much Booze Allen earns For all its interns taking turns Even though their sole concern's Lulu and her phone. But eavesdropping Lulu was a Booze nightmare. Then Snowden claimed assigning him alone wasn't playing spying fair, So Snowden bailed and went to spy elsewhere, Which left Booze Allen Hamilton tearing out its hair While Lulu's on her phone...
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