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Mac and Mike Won't Shut Up
The McChrystal and Steele military coup McChrystal's no MacArthur, yet a military coup Is what he and the iconic Michael threaten to pursue. "My way or the highway!" A panicked Mac demands more troops To deal with Karzai relatives, one of Bushie's favored groups. Michael, on the other hand, was told "no policy Henceforth will be forthcoming from your goddamn RNC." McConnell, Kyle and Boehner say they'd rather do without, So all they have to offer is an out-of-power pout. "Mike says we'll use the TARP to export the Taliban. Then with the Brothers Karzai we'll control Afghanistan. "We'll import poppy pickers from Obama's unemployed, Making sure that he looks good and Boehner more annoyed. "With Mike Steele making policy while I provide the hammer, No way we'll let them shut us up and throw us in the slammer."
Bob Carlson To 'Afghanistan' To 'Republicans' To 'McChrystal Faulted On Troop Statements' To 'GOP leaders to Steele: Back off' |