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Mad Dogs and Floridians (To be sung to the tune "Mad Dogs and Englishmen") The NRA is enjoying its day in the sun In the state now most famous for its nine-one-ones, Where mad dogs and Floridians Are encouraged to stand by and rely on their guns. Orlando, which was known for its diaper changes, Will be much better known for its new firing ranges - Young poopers are popping at whomever they fear. So Orlando's pedophiles had better stay clear As mad dogs and Floridians Stand by and rely on their guns. Pensacola, well known for its post exchanges, Will be cleaning up with its great firing ranges - B-girls and strippers who sailors should fear May be safer waitressing and serving them beer. As mad dogs and Floridians Stand by and rely on their guns. Miami Beach, once known for sex changes, Will announce its intent to build more firing ranges - Homophobes who move in can act on their fear, But gays and lesbians will defend being 'queer', As mad dogs and Floridians Stand by and rely on their guns. So don't go to Florida unless you're well armed. Floridians are easy to frighten. Their Chambers of Commerce would hate seeing you harmed. But the NRA does love the fightin', So mad dogs and Floridians Are forced to resort to their guns.
Original Lyric & Music by Noel Coward To 'Republican Verses' |