Makin' Bibies
Worryin' with the Kinkster about more Bibi Netanyahus
to the tune
"They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"

We sent in Joe Comedian
    not expectin' they would sneer
Or promise him more settlements
    for stickin' in his ear,
Talkin' like they've done so much
    to help the peace process
When everything that Bibi did
    has added to the mess.

Let's hope no one's makin' Jews
    like Bibi anymore.
He's much more of a racist
    than what we've had before.
Instead of closing settlements,
    he's thinkin' he needs more…
Pray no one's makin' Jews
    like Bibi anymore.

Is Clinton still expectin'
    that the king will thumb his nose,
Forgetting he's an emperor
    whose squatters stole his clothes?
Yet he's resistin' listenin'
    to the stories he's been told
Of Moses in those mountains
    freezin' cold and growin' old.

Which, of course, was way before
    the U.S.A. existed
And support for squatter settlements
    started gettin' more tight-fisted;
Before any dudes were tryin'
    to increase what Bibi got
By killin' Palestinians
    so what's left ends up with squat.

Let's hope no one's makin' Jews
    like Bibi anymore.
He's much more of a racist
    than what we've had before.
He isn't closing settlements.
    He's thinkin' he needs more…
Pray no one's makin' Jews
    like Bibi anymore.

Has Bibi Netanyahu
    become a racist Jew
Who, like many of his financiers,
    won't mind a genocide or two?
But don't let's let ourselves get caught
    financing future Bibies.
You mean to say the current one
    don't give you the heebie-jeebies?

Let's hope no one's makin' Jews
    like Bibi anymore.
He's much more of a racist
    than what we've had before.
Instead of closing settlements,
    the damn fool's planning more.
Pray no one's makin' Jews
    like Bibi anymore.

Music & Original Lyric by Kinky Friedman
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/20/10

To 'Israeli Squatters'
To 'Unsustainable Incendiary Israel'
To 'Netanyahu must choose
       between ideology and U.S. support '

To 'Biden’s embarrassment is not the whole story'
To 'Middle East Quartet
       urges Israeli settlement freeze'

To Lyrics to
       "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"