Making Mandatory Sound Great
Thank you Ben and Harry

Harry isn't saying
    but it's there in black and white:
A little old amendment
    that he thought would please the right:

Goldman Credit Default Swaps
    on Harry Reid's installment plan,
Supervised by Geithner,
    Goldman's undercoverman.

Mandatory? But of course!
    What Reid does for our health,
He's got Nelson thinking will
    increase Nebraska's wealth.

At thirteen bucks a week until
    they prove death do them part,
It may not sound like much
    but for Nebraskans it's a start.

Zero percent interest means
    a bigger bonus pool,
Which should attract the sharpest sharks,
    not just any old damn fool.

Nebraskans need their payments spent
    by Goldman's very best,
Otherwise it's such a waste
    of money to invest.

Mandatory health insurance?
    It pays to call in sick.
Mandatory Goldman Swaps?
    Why work another lick?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/26/09

To 'Harry Reid & Associates'
To 'Bush League Bankers'
To 'Banks Bundled Bad Debt, Bet Against It and Won'
To 'Deep in Health Bill, Very Specific Beneficiaries'
To '10 Red States Now Questioning Nelson Deal'