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Mayhem With Tom, Dick and Harry Loaded guns in our Natioal Parks courtesy of Coburn, Cheney and Reid Playgrounds into battlegrounds? Old Harry credits Tom, Though many think that Dick was prob'ly present at the prom. A little old amendment Harry could have put on HOLD, But Limbaugh said ix-nay so Harry did as he was told. Forget about the geysers and the canyons that are there. Concentrate on marksmanship; assume a nomme de guerre. A loaded AK47 and case of Cutty Sark Ensure unfettered mayhem in your NRA theme park. Dick claims it's more exciting than just shooting guys with paint, As is avoiding rangers who might advocate restraint. Tom says if you see someone who could be a Democrat, Shoot first and later on explain you thought you smelled a rat. Cheney's Crazies are outnumbered, but who knows for how long? They're the ones at gun shows where they get guns for a song. So pray for unarmed visitors who're taken by surprise By crazy Cheney copycats he'd love to deputize.
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