McCain & Romney (Chameleons convincing you of who we are) Please don't call us liars. We are true transmogrifiers Who hope we're faded mem'ries of the mavericks we were. We engineered each screw up to take decades till it blew up. How could you not be certain that old lions still can purr? Unlike priests we're certified as neuter. Though you can't stand who we've been, don't think we've lost our will to win. Why not admit you're not all that sure of who we are? A gigolo who married well? A governor who went through hell Insuring Bay State voters who were sick who strapped his doggie to his car Thinking traveling on the roof would suit her? Who else is better qualified to exhibit less false pride? Those stratagems that we've enjoyed are surely without equal. Mavericks who now must hide and lie about the ploys we tried Are the type of candidates most deserving of a sequel Think job creation for a troubleshooter.
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