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McConnell's Self-destructing Where are his handlers? Harry would have used The Bomb to blow the dummy up. Lyndon would have grabbed his ears to ridicule the pup. Ike prob'bly would have kicked his butt at the first whiff of "No": "Legislate some Interstates or plan to eat more crow." But Bushie being Bushie thanked his lucky stars Mitch didn't come from Venus, but claimed he was from Mars. For eight long years Mitch played along pretending Bushie was legit. Now he's doing penance and he'd best get used to it. His party lost and will again thanks to Mike and Lou And their nifty presentation explaining who they'll do. But who lets Mitchell speak in public? It's not a reassuring sight. How can the dope protect mankind if he's a ghostly shade of white? In front of TV cameras Mitch has that startled look Of a deer caught in your headlights – like the Geithner Wall Street took. Why not a combination of Brown and SunLamp Boehner: Nudity and year-round tans plus Palin on retainer?
Bob Carlson To 'Republicans' To 'Mitch McConnell is a one-man party of no' |