Media Bait
Old Mac get free air time and PR

Media Bait! Media Bait!
My ad's full of hate so it's Media Bait!
Each ad slams Obama with an obvious lie.
As they bitch I'm no longer their Mr. Nice Guy
Each gets lots of air time we don't need to buy,
Then a week or two more while we clarify.
Media Bait! Media Bait!
My ads full of hate so it's Media Bait!

Media Bait! Media Bait!
My ad's full of hate so it's Media Bait!
Thank God they're not waiting to see if we're serious
Instead they repeat it each time that they query us,
Leaving our budget guys absolutely delirious –
That they'd run it for free isn't all that mysterious.
Media Bait! Media Bait!
My ads full of hate so it's Media Bait!

Media Bait! Media Bait!
My ads full of hate so it's Media Bait!
MSNBC is a sucker for crime.
CNN limits Dobbs to an hour at a time –
Their grandfatherly racist most wish was a mime –
To fill their air time doesn't cost us a dime!
Media Bait! Media Bait!
My ads full of hate so it's Media Bait!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/30/08

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