Once he was a lobbyist for the Glock,
Talking Glock talk all of the time.
Once he was a lobbyist. What a crock.
Members, can you spare a dime?
Once he was a terrorist, killing kids,
Killing school kids all the time.
Then he put killing school kids up for bids
Members, can you spare a dime?
He conducted PR for the crime
Pressers didn't go all that well.
No one bought the message Wayne was trying to sell.
Members, can you spare a dime?
Wayne overreacted to the crowd.
He complained the mourning was too loud.
How should he have reacted,
Remaining bloody but unbowed?
Perhaps convey his message all in rhyme?
This time he tried it from a shroud.
Members, e-mail Wayne's estate a dime.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
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