Mike Huckabee Explains Why ("I ain't runnin'") Pundits are puzzled at the slim pickings The Republican Party has been able to muster. Few, like the Arkansas geography genius, Want a Sanders Saul role or a General Custer. Mike Huckabee's looking for any excuse to Take himself out of the running for POTUS. Why else would he 'misspeak' about Barry's childhood? "Like most of the others, feel free to misquote us. "Only a damn fool would tackle Obama After watching McConnell screw up for years, Secretly bragging that all he's been doing Is supplying the hankies to dry Boehner's tears, "While telling the world that instead of governing His one goal in life is to make Barry look bad By increasing the deficit as well as the jobless, Even trying to blame him for Bushie's Baghdad. "Why would a genius like me, the great Huckabee, Let my ego lure me into that primary trap? I say we nominate old Dopey himself. Mitch got us into this. Let the bum take the rap."
Bob Carlson 3/2/11 To 'Huckabee 'slip' on Kenya was more like a slide' To 'CONTESTING THE VOTE; After Reversal, Sauls Is Leaving Case' To 'Gingrich and Santorum Suspended by Fox News' To 'So-be-it John Boehner' To 'Mitch 'Just Say No'' To 'Just Plain Nutjobs' |