Mike Steele & Lou
Who slipped Mitch the Mickey?

They're today's Republicans,
    and tomorrow's, too.
Who better to be running things
    than Mickey Steele and Lou?

Both these guys personify
    their party's expertise with money,
Demonstrating, if you give,
    they'll supply the honey.

Lou, whose last name Mike is keeping
    strictly confidential,
Provides the girls while Chairman Mike
    judges their potential.

They're Party boys, they're money raisers
    extraordinaire.
The money comes, the money goes,
    and who the Hell cares where?

For Mike and Lou the RNC's
    their private honey pot.
Give whatever you can spare,
    but don't ask what they bought,

Like women, wine and entertainment,
    plus Wolfgang Puck's cuisines
Catered in the stretchiest
    of Carey Worldwide's limousines.

Just don't dream of firing Mike –
    It could hurt the team's moral,
Like hearing Crazy Cheney tout
    another eight-year root canal.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/24/10

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