Mitch's Lame Duck Threats
(More of the same ambitious 'agenda')

Lame duck politicians are those lacking the votes,
Which means Mitch McConnell is still qualified
And can do very little for David H. Koch
And all his rich friends who have something to hide.

Is that what makes Mitch Say-No such a sore loser?
"If they think it's bad now," he says, "wait till next year."
Does he really expect anyone to be worried?
Haven't we all witnessed Mitch's premier?

How can Mitch improve on two years of inaction,
On two years of showing his mastery of "No"
To any and all things that might help Obama,
When for the past month all he's done is eat crow?

Yet Mitch is delusional. He thinks reinforcements
That keep him on as minority chief
Will let him continue his weekly appearance
On reruns of Hee Haw for comic relief.

Promoting his party of Political Petulants
And fueling the hopes of Gingrich-McCain,
May not give Mitch time to stop Communist China
From acquiring Kentucky via eminent domain.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
12/23/10

To 'The rise of the Petulant Party'
To 'Some Lame Ducks Triumphant'
To 'Obama's Christmas Miracle'
To 'Hee Haw, an American television variety show'
To 'Chinese Communist Bankers'
To 'Mitch Just-Say-No'
To 'Secretive Koch Donors'



12/23/10