Mitch's New Start Zombies
(Some don't dare to break ranks)

Twenty-six zombies and we know who they are.
No way can No Labels start hiding these guys.
They're donating nothing to bipartisanship –
Ankle bracelets, then Patriot drone sad good-byes…

NEW START didn't need them; they were extraneous.
Plus Russians have never liked dissidents much.
And other than Kyl's Chinese Christmas Tree business
Some noted they seemed increasingly out of touch.

Few extremists they represent wish to be nuked
Just to help Mitch deprive POTUS of one final win,
Or to patronize Kyl's Chinese Christmas Tree franchises
At some Ramada or Holiday Inn.

Twenty-six zombies who don't dare to break ranks
And attend any presser that's not chaired by Mitch,
Or appear sacriligeous by working through Christmas?
How the Hell do they think that those rich folk got rich?

And why do they think Kyl can't wait to get home?
It's to make sure his lackeys have sold all his trees.
After all we are speaking of a man who owes billions
That he and his grandkids must pay the Chinese.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
12/22/10

To 'When Zombies Win'
To 'McConnell slams START, but facts don't back him up'
To 'Arms Treaty With Russia Headed for Ratification'
To 'Russia Warns Senate Not to Amend Arms Control Treaty '
To 'Chinese Communist Bankers'
To 'Reid blasts GOP Sens. DeMint and Kyl as 'sanctimonious' '
To 'Mitch Just-Say-No'
To 'No Labels Money Launderers'
To 'Kyl's Communist Chinese Christmas Trees'
To 'Senate Passes Arms Control Treaty With Russia, 71-26'



12/22/10