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Mitt's Birth Certificate (Once they're gone…) Romney can't convince his bosses He's not the liberal they feared. Objections to his Romneycare Were Etch A Sketched and disappeared. Ditto his employee records. How can he prove he worked at Bain? All of them were Etch a Sketched And just a few blank toys remain. At Bain they Etch A Sketched too much: Birth certificates and such. Far more than Mitt thought they would, And once they're gone, they're gone for good… Debates will all be off the cuff. Much like playing blindman's bluff. Vesus POTUS? Extra tough. Blank Etch A Sketches aren't enough. But what about all those op-eds Mitt was drafting praising Rick? How'd Newt know Mitt Etch A Sketched them? What Newt did to them's really sick.
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