Moody's: From Boom To Doom
(Credit ratings for sale)

Is it ironic or merely moronic,
But shouldn't Moody's be busted instead of entrusted
With rating our federal debt?
They were so wrong for ever so long
Long enough to let banks build and walk their own planks,
Isn't that as dumb as it's gonna get?

Not if we let every deficit hawk
Sanctify anything that gets thought by these dopes.
Don't we remember the trouble they had
Separating reality from their customers' hopes?

They were paid to dispense the best ratings they would
The better their ratings, the more they could sell.
How much must a deficit hawk pay to Moody's
To purchase a rumor that we're going to Hell?

No way in the world can we educate children
Or consider the use of carbonless fuels
When it's a tossup if the Congress and Moody's
Or we who believe them are the ultimate fools.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
1/29/11

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