More Political Whores
(Advanced training for U.S. Public Office?)

Political Science as a college elective
Lacks the cachet it apparently had.
Most Alvin Greenes don't require a diploma
For political whores are inherently bad.

The world's oldest profession, as practiced by Congress,
Still holds great allure for attorneys at large.
But courses in government service aren't needed
To end up as whores for the rich guys in charge.

When whores sell themselves to their highest bidders,
They have no choice but to do as they're told.
Do you think that John Boehner likes being orange?
Yet Sunkist insists he's worth his weight in gold.

Government by and for SuperRich folks
Only requires whores who agree to vote "No"
To taxing the SuperRich into extinction.
They're a species dependent on running the show

Whose only concern is remaining exclusive.
Subservience to them is always the key.
Sadly there are former governors left
Who'll kiss their butts for a reasonable fee.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
11/16/10

To 'Looking to 2012, Republicans Vie for Big Donors'
To 'Who Will Stand Up to the Superrich?'
To 'Political Funds Remain an Asset for Many Ex-Lawmakers'
To 'Politicians for Sale'
To 'Secretive Koch Donors'
To 'U.S. Chamber of Commerce Money Launderers'



11/15/10