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More Valentines For Nancy? Pelosi says five is enough An advocate of fam'ly planning? Don't you dare to laugh! Try cutting fam'ly sizes by a little more than half. When she married, twelve was what Pelosi had in mind. The Gallup Poll showed Democrats were falling way behind. But soon she sensed that Boehner wasn't nearly as prolific, That his sex life had petered out to other than terrific. Whereas she'd been gearing up while waiting for Obama, And for at least five years had got a Valentine pajama – The kind the TV says makes ladies want to take them off. But does John Boehner watch TV? Limbaugh claims John prefers golf. And sadly for Republicans that's been the way it goes. Unless he gets his skimpy teddies, Boehner won't take off his clothes.
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