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Mrs. W's McCain Memorial Where's the reciprocity? Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysius Withington III, Says, after what is left of J.A.'s been interred, She plans a small memorial on the street where J.A. fell Outside the building where they let her ring the closing bell. It will be a prostrate likeness of the early John McCain, Back in pre-Viagra days when John raised a little Cain. But then John snagged his second wife who'd heard about J.A., A leading light at Goldman Sachs, who claimed he'd found a way Of getting sub-prime mortgage loans for John McCain and wife, Interest free with zero down if they would stay pro-life. How many did they go for? Well, so many John lost count. And when Goldman Sachs securitized them, J.A.'s bank account Took off like John McCain does when a chick gives him the eye And he has to do his duty: motherhood and apple pie. Yet when Daisy had octuplets three times in a row, John's missus at the time decided doggy had to go. But when J.A.'s right-to-lifers learned John'd put his Daisy down, The short sales on those mortgages? The biggest play in town! Myriad foreclosures – J.A. jumped and took the blame, While the statue in the street reminds McCain to do the same.
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