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Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysius Withington III Is a prim and proper Christian by her own admission She's in the family pew on Sundays listening for God's Word, Although at eighty she admits it's mostly repetition, And he who says he speaks for God doesn't have the answer To why Texas politicians sound very nearly as absurd As those from Oklahoma most always seem to her. To describe them she would have to use some bad four-letter word In her mind, but not outloud, until the other day. Was it Perry, Cruz or Gohmert who rubbed Mrs. Withington the wrong way With their talk of packing pistols to keep Sharia hordes at bay? They'd be shocked to hear the words she felt forced to use to pray. How many Texas Muslims have these politicians seen? How would they recognize one? Are they purple? Are they green? Would they make a scene if they knew, pre-Jeremiah, she'd once dated one? Would they remove her from their lists of those to whom they'd sell a gun?
Bob Carlson to Protect the Nation from Sharia Law' To 'More Popes, Priests, Pastors & Pedophiles in Rhymed Verse' To 'More Mrs. Withington in Rhymed Verse' To 'More Laughing At Texas in Rhymed Verse' To 'More Republican Puppets in Rhymed Verse' |