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My Friends – III Old Mac touts his war experience and heredity My Friends: Non-combatants bombed like bugs, Like my wife, Cindy, doing drugs, Is something that I grew accustomed to. I've found experience with war Can make one long for more and more When military DNA's in you. My Friends: I'm used to lots of blood and gore. There's little I like more than war Now that I find that I'm too old to fight. But though I prob'ly shouldn't boast, I found napalming kids almost As sexy as a call girl for the night. My Friends: So why not "Cigarette A Persian" As a leisure time diversion Until I start a new pre-emptive war? With my finger on the button There'll be absolutely nuttin' That stops my family's esprit de corps.
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