National Security For Old Mac
We'd be in good hands?

There was Charley Black
Shouting "Sneak Attack!"
And Old Mac? He was shuffling away fast as Hell.
Not a pretty sight,
For most had thought Mac might
Do something more than merely scream and yell,

    "Make sure that Bushie's not hiding
    Close to where it is I'm residing.
    I'd hate to see somebody mistaking me for him.
    I am Bushie's alter ego,
    But me no go where he go.
    That way the odds of maiming me are slim."

How can they claim that he's brave
Now we've learned that his plan's to save
Himself before he perhaps thinks to think of us?
With Charley Black at large
And Bush or Mac in charge,
That sneak attack could leave Mac one lonely cuss.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/25/08

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