Obama's Gulf War –
Needing A Nanny
BP plc?

If ever a driller was needing a Nanny,
You know that that driller's BP plc
But Salazar's background was not Flushing, Queens,
So he's been bamboozled by BYOBOP.

To Bring Your Old Blowout Preventer seemed fine.
The fact it was 'used' prob'ly meant it would work.
That he didn't inquire when they'd last had it tested
Must have been met with a corporate smirk.

And BP's still smirking as they're working around
A deepwater drill ban they claim can't apply
To any relief wells they're ordered to drill.
Are they just for relief? You think BP would lie?

Those deepwater cameras don't belong to Obama,
And what would they tell us, supposing they did?
Unless we've a mole in the BP hierarchy,
We won't know what's under a cemented lid.

Salazar playing nursey remains at their mercy.
Parental controls? They'll flaunt when they can.
So how will we know that it's safe to go fishing
And enjoy eating seafood? When their Nanny's a ban.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/8/10

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