New D.C. Tourist Attractions
(Disney can't compete)

"Approve our XL pipeline devastating the U.S. or else
The cold and snow will take its toll invading your sun-belts..."

Did Big Oil make him an offer he couldn't refuse?
Was his protective Secret Service that outgunned?
Who knew what lengths they'd go to or what weapons they'd use?
Or what help would be forthcoming from those he has shunned:
Will the CIA and NSA both decline to assist?
With no wars against Iran and Syria, his Chiefs of Staff are pissed.

"...Then our Oii Mafia thugs can get on with their stringing
The opposition from D.C.'s lampposts till the capitol's swinging."

Copyright © 1/24/14
Bob Carlson

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