News From Both Fronts
(Bahrain and Wisconsin)

King Hamad appears to have backed off a bit.
Could it be that he fears that the Navy will leave?
Are the B-girls of Bahrain causing a ruckus?
Why else might the prospect not be make believe?

Like Gates needing to move the Fifth Fleet to Somalia?
Just think of the number of Bibles at risk
And how long it's been since Somalis have eaten
Such a wonderful meal: Evangelical Bisque.

But will the Navy's dieticians approve?
Unless they relocate there, how will we know?
Cannibal menus are not what they used to be.
Abbott and Costello retired long ago.

Meanwhile Scott Walker. has pulled out all stops.
Thank God, Joe the Plumber is lending a hand.
But the way things are going anti-union Republicans
May wish he'd not drawn that damn line in the sand.

For wouldn't you know it, Haley Barbour's jumped in.
Anti-unuion to Haley can mean only two things:
Jefferson Davis has been reincarnated,
And The Confederacy wins with the joy that all brings.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
2/19/11

To 'Dueling Protests in a City Where Nothing Is Getting Done'
To 'The governor refuses to compromise'
To 'As Army Pulls Back, Bahrain Protesters Retake Square'
To 'Abbott and Costello In Africa Screams'
To '4 Americans held hostage on yacht by pirates '
To 'Haley Barbour in KKK plate uproar'
To 'The GOP's Race Backslide''
To 'Scott Walker-Koch'
To 'Republicans'



2/19/11