"No Child Left Behind"

(What did "W" do?)

The NRA's Wayne prayer is that we will never find
How many fewer kids are getting left behind,
All because Bush "thought" he knew what he was doing,
But seemingly did not foresee continuous boo-hooing.

Or that his plan would cause Mitt to fall flat on his face
And is now regarded as a dastardly disgrace.
Perhaps if LaP. had taken it slower
He could have exempted the avid churchgoer.

What rationale called for stirring them up?
Couldn't they count on the gay marriage prenup,
Forbidding adoptions, quite aware that the sex
Would be unproductive and just a reflex

With no progeny spouting a liberal cause
Like the new GMOs now touted by Monsanto's Oz?
Wasn't Bushie content to screw up the Middle East?
Did he have to make sure LaPierre's wheels were greased?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/17/12

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