No Hail Marys
As sung by Bing Crosby to the tune
"My Melancholy Baby"
(Come to me my melancholy baby,)

Bushie lacks the arm strength for Hail Marys
Though he's fumbled on the two.
Augmentation just fills cemetaries.
Barney says it smells of doggy-doo.

More of his Republicans are whining:
Abramoff, and soon McCain will, too,
While Lieberman, the dear,
Will insist he didn't hear
But not too late to change his point of view.

Music by Ernis Burnett
Original Lyric by George A. Norton
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/16/07

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