"No Longer A Do-Nothing Congress"

(Let's have more brawls for a Happier New Year!

Who'll be the first gun-loving Congressman to insist
On his right to carry while the Congress is in session?
It looks as if Georgia's Rob Woodall still has that obsession.
Will Feinstein and Reid carry theirs to resist?

New qualifications for Congress? Eyesight twenty-twenty,
Plus no fear of the hereafter, and a real steady hand.
How many old codgers will be fired or canned?
You can bet your Bushmaster it's gonna be plenty,

This in-coming Congress will put the prior to shame
The "Shoot-Something" Congress will be its claim to fame,
Provoked and encouraged by the voting public
It won't be their numbers but the firearms they pick.

Not simply pick, but demonstratively pack.
This won't be a Congress for the slightly laid-back.
Wave 'em and shoot 'em when they disagree.
For that jerk from Georgia it'll be fait accompli.

Till someone with a Bushmaster hears too many y'alls.
With thirty round clips? The brawl of all brawls!
Happy New Year!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/29/12

To 'With Days Until The ‘Cliff,’
     Speaker Boehner Is Still In Ohio'

To 'Rob Woodall: End Federal Gun Laws'
To 'Senators Reid and Feinstein Believe
     Concealed Carry is OK for Them!'

To 'Newspaper sparks outrage for publishing names,
     addresses of gun permit holders'

To 'The 5 Deadliest Guns
     You Can Buy Online — Legally'

To 'What Americans Should Learn
     From the 'Republican Apocalypse''

To 'John Boehner: Fiscal Cliff Problem
     Requires Senate To 'Act First''

To 'Are Republicans Ready to Dump Boehner?'
To 'More NRA Newtown Mass Killings Verses'