Nope! Nonessential!
(Who knows better than the Koch Boys?)

Are you ready my friends for a major transition:
From "Say No" and "Hell No" to emphatically "Nope"?
From a do-nothing McConnell and a know-nothing Boehner
To the Kochs' new insurgents who've been given more rope?

Pity federal employees they deem nonessential
Like the union employees the Kochs told Scott to fire.
Thank Allah al Qaeda's drugged some cookies and Ovaltine.
Like Wackenhut they'll be the first that Scott will rehire.

True, only the Kochs think Wisconsin won't need them,
Along with a few of their Stainmaster crew.
What does Scott think? Why bother to ask him?
Thate's not what the Koch Boys have paid him to do.

And please don't ask Boehner?. He has a full plate.
His teacup overfloweth and he's losing his tan.
His lobbyists still proffer their usual libations
So achieving a quorum has been catch as catch can.

He'll likely end up with far more nonessentials
Than even the Koch Boys had ever dared hope.
Place a phone call to Washington starting next month
And chances are all you'll hear back is a "Nope"!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
2/25/11

To 'Revenge of the Pomeranians'
To 'Koch Whore'
To 'Who’s Afraid of the Brothers Koch?'
To 'The Koch brothers as Wisconsin puppet masters'
To 'These are the guys that Scott Walker
       wants to keep UWM students safe'

To 'Gaddafi blames unrest on al-Qaeda'
To 'Secret Koch Boy Conspiracies'
To 'Scott Walker-Koch'
To 'Hell No John Boehner'
To 'Wackenhut Mercenaries'



2/25/11