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Nostradamus Dumps Cramer CNBC's pig in a poke Jim Cramer's in big trouble. His crystal ball has been revoked. Since Nostradamus cut him off, the piggy has been poked. Forget insider trading tips for selling naked shorts. Picture a Bjorn Borg without a racket on the courts. They've canceled Cramer's contract as Batman's antagonist. They're bringing back Jack Nicholson, The Joker we've all missed. The only hope for Cramer is to use the Bible Code And hope that Revelations deals with piggy a la mode. It never worked for Bushie. Was introspection his forte? Could Bushie read between the lines? Or were gut instincts in his way? But will Cramer even try? He seems completely unaware That even when he has some help, he sounds as if he's not all there.
Bob Carlson |