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Obama's Gulf War –
Not Our Fault, Man Transocean says they accept no responsibility "Transocean's headquartered in Zug sufficiently far from the plug someone blew with the help of BP; Still it's hard to find words to describe what dumb nerds those Brit lads all turned out to be. "So we've been advised by attorneys, hopefully better than Bernie's, that Zug is a safe place for us. They're claiming that we'll be immune from bills for that dead sea lagoon while they throw the Brits under the bus. "Although we have more thugs in Houston, they're only there to try boostin' our image. They're not doin' diddly-squat. Tiny Zug is the heart of our biz. It's where the big bucks action is though our drilling here has come to naught. "It is Zug's low tax rate we're after; that and the great peals of laughter we share on our way to Zug's banks. So go ahead; give Brits the bill. We had nothing to do with their spill; but do give Ms. Landrieu our thanks."
Bob Carlson To 'Swiss retreat helps Transocean save millions' To 'Transocean Tries to Cut Future Oil-Spill Losses to $27 Million' To 'Mary Landrieu Tops On BP Payroll In Congress' |