Not So Intelligent Design
The Michele Bachmann program bug

How sad to be a booster
    of intelligent design
Only to discover that
    they left it out of thine.

Now Heaven has a problem
    as to who should take the blame
For Congresswoman Bachmann
    and her use of their brand name.

Jesus doesn't love her
    although Democrats sure do,
Knowing Ford, not Carter,
    instigated piggy flu.

The Holy Ghost's as livid
    as a Holy Ghost can get
To see her far exceed what she
    was programmed to forget.

God's blueprint for Republicans
    calls for leaving something out,
But who let Michele Bachmann
    end up totally without?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/4/09

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