"NRA's Union Dues"

(They'll be the NRA's regs, not the Feds)
(Who needs a Congress?)

Hey there, gun lover, what did Wayne nick you for?
What were the dues when he got you to join?
You paid how much? You paid a grand? Now it's three hundred.
How does that sit with you? Like a kick in the groin?

Will they give rebates to those members they soaked
One thousand dollars just to be pals with Wayne?
Now you can join up for three hundred dollars.
That's seven hundred of yours, right down the drain,

Unless Wayne gives up his perks and gives a refund.
The chances of that? What are you betting?
Instead of my dough, I gave Wayne the finger,
And you'll be like me and get what I'm getting.

How'd the NRA's Union Dues escape ALEC's notice?
ALEC lets the NRA charge Union Dues
With Wayne LaPierre in charge of it all?
How could that ever be ripe for abuse?

It won't matter if the Feds aren't the gun regulators.
Who would you trust more than your NRA?
In order to buy, to own, or to use one,
Pay your NRA Union Dues, and and you've got Wayne's OK.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/17/13

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