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Obama's Gulf War –
Obama's Shrimpless Oil Blowout It used to be Louisiana's Shrimp & Petroleum Festival Please mark his calendar so he'll remember His Shrimp and Oil Blowout's in early September. Shrimp and Petroleum's what it was called Until they found BP's surname was blackballed. Shrimp Laced With Toxic Dispersants? Perhaps, If you don't view comas as permanent naps. But shrimp, ah, yes, shrimp. Where is he gonna get' em? Should Salazar's "team of all-stars" forget 'em And substitute frozen brown pelican breasts? They're tasty as heckuvajob Brownie attests. Or Alaskan king crabs with polar bear meat Before Shell starts using Halliburton's concrete. Have you ever been to a shrimpless shrimp feast? Will they have music? I'll bet that they do. Not only that, but with dispersed petroleum… The way things are going there'll be lots of goo.
Bob Carlson To 'Oil Company Greed' To 'Despite Leak, Louisiana Is Still Devoted to Oil' To 'Officials Back to Gulf as Frustration on Spill Spreads' To 'The 75th Annual Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival' To 'Oil spill caused by 'a confluence of unfortunate events'' |