"Obama Conquers The Court"

(Doesn't need approval from Congress)

With those Republicans in Congress
    Obama hasn't had a fighting chance
Of appointing a Supreme Court liberal
    with whom he'd like to dance.

But now he has a gimmick
    that had not occurred to him before,
A weakness in the opposition
    that should reverse that five to four.

He doesn't need approval to
     employ a good ventriloquist,
One who'd get old Clarence
    guaranteed to keep Scalia pissed.

Pay Ginni Thomas enough money so
    when he gives the word,
Suddenly she's got his winner:
    shucks, a modern day Mortimer Snerd.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/11/13

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