Obama Doesn't Understand
And neither does anyone else

Obama doesn't understand,
    but neither does anyone else.
I talk to "My Friends" in a town hall venue.
They laugh and deride my Bush point of view.
Their badges all read, "Member ACLU".
Obama doesn't understand,
    but neither does anyone else.

Obama doesn't understand,
    but neither does anyone else.
He travels abroad and plays the bigwig,
Leaves Cindy to row me to T. Boone Pickens' rig,
So who comes across as the chauvinist pig?
Obama doesn't understand,
    but neither does anyone else.

Obama doesn't understand,
    but neither does anyone else.
I attack him for hating American troops,
Like those with whom my ads show him shooting hoops,
So I voted eight times against veterans groups –
Obama doesn't understand,
    but neither does anyone else.

Obama doesn't understand,
    but neither does anyone else.
I despise FlowMacs for no longer working,
Hate speaking venues Obama's not shirking,
Dislike his disdain for "I-told-you-so" smirking,
But one thing I don't understand
    is why doesn't anyone else?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/29/08

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