Obama Threatens Wall Street
With unanticipated results

It won't be Harry Reid this time
    who makes off with the spoils,
But Goldman Sachs executives
    impersonating Royals.

For Blankfein's so determined
    to defraud the IRS
He's making plans to be installed
    as Haiti's Royal Highness.

FOX News reports his prime concern's
    Blackwater's redeployment
From Iraq/Afghanistan
    to Goldman Sachs' employment

As his Haitian Palace Guard,
    maintaining law and order,
Restricting Haiti's homeless
    from the Goldman Latin Quarter

Where his bonus babies plan to
    gamble and cavort
Avoiding Royal Caribbean's
    tourist class resort.

But until he's been accepted
    as Haiti's latest hero,
Lloyd's counting on U.S. support –
    "Text: Goldman one-six-zero-zero."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/24/10

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