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"Off With Their Ears" (And then what?) Beware the priest of many years who fears his lack of protein Has hindered his attractiveness to his fav'rite nun. Dieting on bread and wine may be fine for some, But lack of sex appeal to Sis is limiting his fun. Peanut butter on the bread requires a Pope's permit Unlike the protein in the latest tasty ear he bit. But how long will ears suffice now he's acquired a taste for What a guy like Dave Petraeus got himself replaced for?
Bob Carlson Thomas Smith's Ear Off ' To 'Popes, Priests & Pastors Verses' |