Off With Their Heads
But don't expect them to eat crow

Will anybody cry when Ken Lewis says goodbye?
    When he's finally told he'd better take a powder?
He forgot to play the Grinch after buying Merrill Lynch
    and the cries for Kenny's head grew even louder.

So he and Thain agreed that nothing should impede
    the speed with which their merger should proceed,
But Kenny turned his back to give Thain a little slack
    to pander to his ego and his greed:

Big bonuses, of course, with taxpayers as the source,
    while praying news of them would not leak out,
And if it did, the pain would all accrue to Thain,
    pain Kenny's reign would know nothing about.

Like the toxic assets Merrill had been hoarding like a squirrel,
    impersonating ostriches they'd seen
With their heads stuck in the sand while E. Stanley's little band
    departed to the tune 'God Save the Queen.'

Harvey Milk would have approved
    and Barney Frank might have been moved
    if the tune had meant E. Stan was coming out.
But it didn't and he hasn't
    though he dines each night on pheasant.
    That seems to be what Wall Street's all about.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/24/09

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