Oh, No! (No chapeau...) Ornithologists classify them as swooper-dupers. Kitties being attacked are not that ecstatic. Swooped upon by a bird of prey in your own back yard Can be fatal at worst and is always traumatic. Where's the samaritan who had come to his rescue Who thought she'd saved kitty from euthanasia? Not where she was needed when kitty was swooped on. Perhaps on vacation in aoutheastern Asia? Might as well have been for all the good she did kitty Euthanasia at least would have left kitty his ears And not been nearly as painful to kitty, Or resulted in nearly as many belated tears. Yes, there is a moral: when you rescue a cat Don't be a piker. Buy the kitty a hat.
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