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Obama's Gulf War –
Oiling The Birds And Beasts like Senators Landrieu and Murkowski How many seabirds and turtles and fish Should we let Lamar and his moles coat with oil To get their names on an endangered list While Lisa Murkowski is brought to a boil? Suppose Oily Mary's constituents find That tar and feathers should be her reward For coating their seabirds and turtles and fish With BP Select till they're stiff as a board? BP Select coming straight from the Gulf, Diluted with seawater does promote rust, But's not formulated for coating these Senators. Who'll guarantee that the stuff will combust? Perhaps they should visit a BP refinery, Preferably when it's about to explode. Or will it suffice for their campaign opponents To paint them as BP Select à la mode? ************************************ How many incumbents are we going to miss Whose "Drill, Baby, Drill" has resulted in this?
Bob Carlson To 'BP needs a crude awakening' To 'Mary Landrieu Tops On BP Payroll In Congress' To 'Murkowski & Oil Lobby Block Effort To Make Industry Fully Pay For Spills' To '7 Animals Endangered by the Gulf Oil Spill' To 'Size of Oil Spill Underestimated, Scientists Say' |