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Oklahoman Oddities Tom Coburn (R); James Inhofe (R) It's time for Oklahomans to try to get their act together. Just because they have much of the nation's grimmest weather, Doesn't mean their Senators must make ev'rybody suffer. Why not vote for sanity, not just a Senate stocking stuffer? Should doctors sell more rabies shots by hyping fears of rabies? Should obstetricians drum up business by voting for more babies? Then as restitution for that growth in population Legalize their loaded Tommy Guns for recreation In parks that hug a shoreline that no longer will exist? All because Inhofe is wrong! His status quo can not persist! Constituents, remember, if climate change is just a hoax To James Inhofe, Blue Northers and tornados all are jokes. As is any park in which it's feared Dick Cheney's lurking, Supplying the protection that he claims Obama's shirking. So Coburn sponsors park shoot-outs as Inhofe floods Cape Cod – Can Oklahomans still pretend their Senators aren't odd?
Bob Carlson 5/24/09 To 'Global Warmering' To 'Oklahoman Oddities' To 'That Republican Congress' |