Old Mac's Bailout
Who's the biggest liar

Old Mac's prepared to chicken out
    from any more debate
He'll rest his case on Sarah's
    photo ops with heads of state.

His campaign's going terribly.
    It's him they're lying to
When lying was supposed to be
    what he and Sarah do.

Rick Davis swore the money he
    extorted came from Mac,
But now The Times has shown which Mac,
    you think he'll pay it back?

Or will he claim he told Old Mac
    and it was Mac who lied?
Management's not Mac's forte.
    We doubt he's qualified

For more than Bushie's photo op
    with those whose lunch he ate.
Why just suspend his failed campaign?
    Old Mac should abdicate!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/25/08

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